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I am not sure if the profiles below are trying to be funny, but from a third party perspective, they are. These cringy profiles are self-sabotaging for the most part and likely will attract trolls, scammers, and a-holes who think to themselves “challenge accepted.”

I do not recommend using any of the prompts and bios below. These are purely for entertainment purposes only. If you have prompts like the ones below, it could be one of many reasons you are single and or struggling with dating.

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Always better to state what you want rather than what you don’t want. Don’t sound jaded, it’s not attractive.
No hookups means you lack the ability to use constraint and get to know people. It suggests you have fallen for hookups mistakenly repeatedly in your life.

We all make mistakes but don’t come off this negative right off the bat. Bios like this read “Challenge Accepted” – How I Met Your Mother

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It’s pretty hard to have a bad Uber rating, that doesn’t reveal much.

Listing countries is tacky – doesn’t say what kind of traveler you are i.e. immersing yourself in cultures or taking Instagram highlights in 36 hour stay in cliche, touristy spots.

Listing your IG suggests you are looking for attention, followers and are rather shallow.

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Assuming no one reads your bio suggests that you only like and match with such people. 

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You like tacos? Great, so does the entire human population.

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Lying about your age on dating apps even by 1 year is bad. Lying about it twice before your 2nd photo is pretty awful.
Challenge accepted.

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Why would Facebook think that? Last time I checked, Facebook doesn’t guess ages, it’s a manually inputted field by the account owner.

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It’s 2022. Stop living in the past. Anyone can ask out anyone. Matches mean nothing as some guys swipe right on everyone and focus on those they are most interested in.

The above bio suggests you get ghosted often or attract low effort people regularly. Sure there are lonely people on apps looking for pen pals but you can reduce such occurrences with good judgment.

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Joke answers and useless bios will attract more of a certain type of person. You attract who you are (appear to be) not what you seek.

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Some things are better left unsaid. With that said, first assumption one would make is that you attract way too many idiots and players into your life. Look at the common thread here.


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About Eddie Hernandez

Eddie is a dating coach for men & women in San Francisco (clients in NYC, LA, Chicago, & beyond ), as seen in the NYT & Bumble). He helps w/ profiles, photos, wardrobe, messaging, date ideas, red flags, lifestyle choices, hobbies, grooming/hygiene, communication, social skills & offline efforts.