Bad, Cringe Photos To Avoid In Your LinkedIn Profile: Cropped Wedding Photos, Look To The Side, Bitstrips, Modeling Portrait, Pet Photo, TedX, Workout, Fake Laughter
Dos and Don’ts: Tips from a Professional San Francisco LinkedIn Headshot Photographer.
Thanks to LinkedIn, headshots have become a staple nearly all people of various professions not just models, athletes, CEO’s, artists, actors, actresses and speakers. Headshots are a great way to build your brand, assist with networking, put a face to a name and help you to keep in touch with colleagues, recruiters and industry professional.
Unfortunately not everyone knows what an appropriate headshot is. Some people repurpose existing photos, others crop personal photos, a few use photos they like or have seen from others but don’t necessarily translate because of industry norms. Below is my list of cringeworthy inappropriate photos, self-absorbed, wannabe influencer portraits, annoying salespeople, b-school jargon-laded entrepreneurs and more.
Look To The Side Headshot, Photoshopped Studio Headshot
That photo taken in what appears to be a Sears or JCPenny studio background with the subject wearing a vest and looking 45 degrees up and 45 degrees away from the camera. What the hell are you looking at? Why is your mouth open? Are you stuck in the middle of a game of freeze tag?
Bitstrips, Bitmoji Digital Illustration Headshot
When HR and CEO want to make your company more approachable and interesting in the about us section of your website and realizes actual headshots will scare off applicants, business partners and customers.
The Anonymous, Empty Headshot
When you don’t want anyone to see you because you are on an FBI most wanted list or because Re/Code and TechCrunch wrote a very unflattering piece about you and the way you treated your spouse, employees or ex-company / investors.
Workout, Too Much Skin
For the personal trainers and fitness professionals that want an excuse to show too much skin in a highly sexualized manner to highlight their narcissistic personalities. This tactic is also used by some sales individuals in banking, real estate, or personal coaching professions.
Modeling / Sideways Over the Shoulder Pose
When you want to look your best so you hire a modeling agency photographer to airbrush your skin, remove blemishes, blast the lighting in your face and add dimples, sparkles in your eye, teeth whitening and wrinkle reduction. Bonus points if the photos look noting like you and were taken over 10 years ago. This person is likely to misrepresent or inflate their title ala Assistant to the Regional Manager to Assistant Regional Manager.
Pet Portrait aka Dogfishing
When people like you for your pet only and you can’t afford not to be liked. Tactic adopted from online dating apps.
Cropped Wedding Photo
When you pay over $5,000 for your wedding photographer and you convince yourself you can use a cropped photo for your professional headshot rather thank shell out an extra $200-$400 for the actual photo people will see and not the photo buried in your wedding album that will never see the light of day.
Party, Club Photo aka Jersey Shore Headshot
My personal favorite. Cropped red cup or Corona beer bottle with matching red face, unbuttoned shirt, neon lights, are over your shoulder and a slight glaze in your eyes. Never change.
TedX Photo aka Prestige Worldwide
You are riding the wave of that one conference speech you gave 7 years ago. It was the only time you had the entire room’s attention (and that was because the doors were closed until break time).
Lazy Startup Brogrammer Photo
Flip-flops, earphones, college t-shirt or company schwag shirt seated at your desk pretending to look caught off guard but you were practicing this shot for the last 3 hours last night after everyone left the office.
Black & White Photo, Editorial Photo
When you want to hate yourself slightly less than the IRL color version of you, there is the digital black and white version of you.
Face Photos aka Flying Heads
No neck, no shoulders, no chest – just face, ears hair and chine occupying 95% of the circular Linkedin photo space.
Obviously these are broad, sweeping generalizations I outlined here. If you have a pet company, pet photos are great. If you are a fitness coach, fitness photos are great but keep it classy. Black and white photos are ok if you want to have consistent photos on your website but most people prefer color photos to have some pop, energy and dimension.
Accountants, engineers, scientists, medical professionals tend to have the worst photos because typically these people work from behind a computer or wear specific uniforms that are not as unique or stylish as others but that doesn’t mean you can’t obtain a great headshot to easily stand out from the competition.
For more general headshot tips, read this post: https://eddie-hernandez.com/how-to-take-a-headshot/
About Eddie Hernandez
San Francisco Photographer: Professional Headshots, LinkedIn Photos, Corporate + Business Headshots, Creative Branding Portraits, Company Culture.
Specialties include: casual employee headshots, workstyle corporate headshots, LinkedIn headshots, business headshots, executive portraits, professional headshots, office headshots, online dating profile photos (and dating profile critiques), creative branding portraits, modern company culture and environmental office head shots.
I primarily shoot outdoors, public spaces and client sites (on location, before work, after work, lunch breaks) and specialize in location scouting and creative direction. Assistance with wardrobe and styling is available.
My ability to put people at ease, guide poses, provide unique backgrounds and create a fun photoshoot filled is what separates me from others. If you hate taking photos or are camera shy, you have come to the right person for your pictures.
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